Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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