Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think I sprained my soul last night
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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