you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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