Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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