You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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