no, he came in my armpit
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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