Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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