didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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