so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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