you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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