I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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