how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He has the fingertips of a God
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