I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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