We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Dicks are not precious.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
