It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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