is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Enjoy the penises
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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