Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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