Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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