I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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