literally had 100 drinks last night.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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