Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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I need to calm my uterus...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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