i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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