yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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