I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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