yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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