It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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