One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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