Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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