This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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