What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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