Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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