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(763): View more from Minnesota

She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."

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(217): View more from Illinois

I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.

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(314): View more from Missouri

hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?

(636): View more from Missouri

Yup.

(314): View more from Missouri

Yup.

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(813): View more from Florida

His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options

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(804): View more from Virginia

But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed

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