I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?