It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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