Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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