love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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