Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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