who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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