im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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