belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
