You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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Did you pee in the oven last night??
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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