problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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