We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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