its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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