Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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