i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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