that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
please don't ironically join a cult
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