I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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