...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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