my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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