FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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