WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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