Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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