I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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