the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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