# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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