he told me I talked like a deaf person
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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