The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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