I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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