He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
people are starting to question the shark bite story
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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