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hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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