I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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