left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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