I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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